








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 93 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3228 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,075 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3477 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3089 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3657 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2852 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $292,742 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 216 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puppy Cait | 81% | 16 |
| #2 | Femboii^_^ | 79% | 24 |
| #3 | Jvcki~♥ | 78% | 27 |
| #4 | Aegis | 64% | 44 |
| #5 | madi maybe | 53% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Femboii^_^ | +4.06 | 72 | 14 |
| #2 | Connor | +3.80 | 68 | 73 |
| #3 | Jvcki~♥ | +2.02 | 83 | 51 |
| #4 | Puppy Cait | +1.60 | 49 | 52 |
| #5 | Aegis | +0.45 | 62 | 37 |





