








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 325 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 234 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2565 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,303 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1105 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2132 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1895 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2171 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,300,835 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 404 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReliicT | 10 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Friz2014 | 8 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Friz2017 | 5 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | Vo1ce0fD3ad | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | ⸸ 𝕶𝖆𝖗𝖒𝖆 ⸸ | 3 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dopamine. | +2.48 | 69 | 66 |
| #2 | søren | +2.06 | 81 | 61 |
| #3 | Majo | +1.35 | 72 | 63 |
| #4 | Eseraa | +1.11 | 69 | 46 |
| #5 | Sushi. | +0.67 | 74 | 55 |





