








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,472 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4655 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4176 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3389 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2252 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $373,263 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 275 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robinra02 | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | mortenseN | 51% | 92 |
| #3 | Menace | 51% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robinra02 | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | mortenseN | 51% | 92 |
| #3 | Menace | 51% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mortenseN | 16 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Menace | 11 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mortenseN | 217 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Menace | 186 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | Robinra02 | 110 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robinra02 | +4.51 | 67 | 36 |
| #2 | EngenS | +0.79 | 77 | 73 |
| #3 | mortenseN | -0.31 | 78 | 54 |
| #4 | Menace | -2.82 | 57 | 57 |





