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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1094 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 318 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3260 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,739 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 566 | 8% |
| Smokes | 1867 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1168 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3138 | 47% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,950,035 of utility $235 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 247 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MasterCrow | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | 完全作弊 | 60% | 45 |
| #3 | ch1g- | 59% | 46 |
| #4 | Youtsuke666 | 52% | 197 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MasterCrow | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | 完全作弊 | 60% | 45 |
| #3 | ch1g- | 59% | 46 |
| #4 | Youtsuke666 | 52% | 197 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Youtsuke666 | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | 完全作弊 | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | ch1g- | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | MasterCrow | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Youtsuke666 | 338 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | ch1g- | 129 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | 完全作弊 | 119 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | MasterCrow | 91 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ch1g- | +3.93 | 87 | 58 |
| #2 | 完全作弊 | +3.40 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | Mortillon | +0.85 | 50 | 35 |
| #4 | MasterCrow | -0.28 | 62 | 62 |
| #5 | Youtsuke666 | -0.55 | 58 | 47 |





