








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 27 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1299 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,363 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1356 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1661 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1461 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 885 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $551,303 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rooq | 66% | 35 |
| #2 | BEIS | 59% | 39 |
| #3 | Maaro | 57% | 75 |
| #4 | sambu2 | 56% | 208 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rooq | 66% | 35 |
| #2 | BEIS | 59% | 39 |
| #3 | Maaro | 57% | 75 |
| #4 | sambu2 | 56% | 208 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sambu2 | 12 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Maaro | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | rooq | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sambu2 | 775 | 0.20 | 20 min |
| #2 | Maaro | 186 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | BEIS | 131 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | rooq | 67 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maaro | +2.58 | 67 | 58 |
| #2 | sambu2 | +1.88 | 44 | 72 |
| #3 | rooq | +1.36 | 59 | 64 |
| #4 | randomg | -0.49 | 54 | 49 |
| #5 | BEIS | -1.91 | 36 | 61 |





