








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 353 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 264 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3015 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,975 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 403 | 8% |
| Smokes | 1341 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1635 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1596 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,996,175 of utility $270 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 381 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vinhster™ | 50% | 105 |
| #2 | Vinhster™ | 46% | 149 |
| #3 | 🅴🅾🅽_🅽🅾🅸🆁 | 44% | 163 |
| #4 | jbr7 | 40% | 20 |
| #5 | Ateuss | 39% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🅴🅾🅽_🅽🅾🅸🆁 | 250 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | Ateuss | 227 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Vinhster™ | 167 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | Vinhster™ | 135 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | jbr7 | 74 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 50 Dong V Unit | +1.47 | 55 | 39 |
| #2 | Vinhster™ | +0.85 | 56 | 53 |
| #3 | Vinhster™ | +0.33 | 52 | 53 |
| #4 | jbr7 | -1.36 | 49 | 66 |
| #5 | 🅴🅾🅽_🅽🅾🅸🆁 | -1.67 | 37 | 53 |





