








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
787 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,128 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 908 | 29% |
| Smokes | 560 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 917 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 743 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $249,559 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grantarctic | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | ManFromPABB | 56% | 62 |
| #3 | Lyler | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | aust1n | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grantarctic | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | ManFromPABB | 56% | 62 |
| #3 | Lyler | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | aust1n | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ManFromPABB | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ManFromPABB | 119 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | grantarctic | 30 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | aust1n | 21 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Lyler | 8 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lyler | +1.61 | 82 | 37 |
| #2 | ManFromPABB | +1.31 | 79 | 59 |
| #3 | whoppenheimer | -0.07 | 61 | 61 |
| #4 | grantarctic | -1.27 | 62 | 61 |
| #5 | aust1n | -2.42 | 48 | 54 |





