








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 345 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
707 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,096 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 674 | 22% |
| Smokes | 860 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 849 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 713 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $361,845 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maybe another life | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | hanana. | 71% | 72 |
| #3 | 894895 | 69% | 77 |
| #4 | ReynZH | 66% | 61 |
| #5 | S | 60% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | 894895 | 69% | 77 |
| #4 | ReynZH | 66% | 61 |
| #5 | S | 60% | 5 |
| #6 | 你们ok吗? | 46% | 13 |
| #7 | wayawayawa | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 894895 | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 894895 | 333 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #2 | hanana. | 261 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | ReynZH | 164 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | maybe another life | 37 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | wayawayawa | 30 | 0.33 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wayawayawa | +5.69 | 59 | 55 |
| #2 | hanana. | +4.00 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | maybe another life | +3.13 | 75 | 72 |
| #4 | 894895 | +1.93 | 85 | 69 |
| #5 | ReynZH | +0.74 | 83 | 59 |





