








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 803 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 488 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 140 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




205 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6215 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,222 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4471 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3613 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 7056 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 5082 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,832,229 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 698 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John Perc | 50% | 548 |
| #2 | Cryzex | 48% | 130 |
| #3 | Justin | 45% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John Perc | 50% | 548 |
| #2 | Cryzex | 48% | 130 |
| #3 | Justin | 45% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John Perc | 119 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | Cryzex | 19 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | Justin | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John Perc | 912 | 0.08 | 23 min |
| #2 | Cryzex | 129 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | Justin | 26 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cryzex | +1.31 | 56 | 34 |
| #2 | John Perc | +0.87 | 75 | 59 |
| #3 | Stygia | +0.56 | 69 | 54 |
| #4 | Justin | -2.96 | 59 | 43 |





