








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
792 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,090 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 421 | 20% |
| Smokes | 549 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 450 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 670 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $221,523 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hA1L | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Jondi | 3 | 0.0152 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hA1L | 265 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | news | 50 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Jondi | 19 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | Jondi | 12 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Kyhsui | 12 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyhsui | +2.42 | 69 | 54 |
| #2 | hA1L | +1.67 | 71 | 72 |
| #3 | news | +1.58 | 77 | 57 |
| #4 | Icestonks | +1.45 | 82 | 38 |
| #5 | Drales | +1.22 | 68 | 52 |





