








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 930 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 324 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7980 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,955 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8377 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6970 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4608 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 6000 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $853,908 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 295 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .FNScence | +3.93 | 88 | 80 |
| #2 | icyxis | +2.10 | 92 | 72 |
| #3 | Daddy Deleto | -0.15 | 74 | 55 |
| #4 | price | -0.74 | 61 | 63 |
| #5 | YQ1ng | -1.01 | 54 | 69 |





