








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 191 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1221 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,044 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1072 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1401 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2206 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1365 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $844,653 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 123 | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | XxSalty-JapxX | 47% | 105 |
| #3 | AGENT 001 | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | Meatdog | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 123 | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | XxSalty-JapxX | 47% | 105 |
| #3 | AGENT 001 | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | Meatdog | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XxSalty-JapxX | 13 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Meatdog | 2 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | AGENT 001 | 1 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | 123 | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XxSalty-JapxX | 352 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | AGENT 001 | 36 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | Meatdog | 24 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | 123 | 18 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 123 | +2.07 | 56 | 59 |
| #2 | Meatdog | +1.60 | 57 | 41 |
| #3 | XxSalty-JapxX | +1.27 | 21 | 79 |
| #4 | AGENT 001 | +1.10 | 28 | 85 |
| #5 | Saabaru | -1.54 | 34 | 61 |





