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Leetify Recap 2025
Top 5 Stats of 2025
cerebral parsley
The Trade Fragger
Better than 99% of Leetify users
#1
Trades
Trade Kill Opportunities
8.81
per Match
Better than 99% of Leetify users
#2
Utility
Flashbangs Leading to Kills
4%
 
Better than 98% of Leetify users
#3
Trades
Traded Death Opportunities
6.08
per Match
Better than 91% of Leetify users
#4
Trades
Traded Deaths Success
55%
 
Better than 88% of Leetify users
#5
Trades
Trade Kill Success
50%
 

System Report: Annual playtime data retrived

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2025 Playtime

Year in Totals

Matches Played
83
Avg Leetify User
169
Hours Played
42
Avg Leetify User
69

Matches per Month

9
Jan
11
Feb
18
Mar
19
Apr
11
May
2
Jun
1
Jul
3
Aug
9
Sep
0
Oct
0
Nov
0
Dec

Daily Activity

You play the most on Mondays
(0.44 Matches Per Day)
0
1
2-3
4-5
6+
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
Sun
Jan
Feb
Mar
Apr
May
Jun
Jul
Aug
Sep
Oct
Nov
Dec
Top 5 Highlights
MP9 4K on Grail
Round 24 · 2025-05-27
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The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

Achievement Collection

Completionist
Progress

Unlocked
0%
Locked
100%
  • Common
    0/43
  • Uncommon
    0/53
  • Rare
    0/61
  • Epic
    0/65
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You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

Personal Bests
Office
2025-09-17
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Shotgun Kills
14
Personal Best
Office
2025-09-17
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Time to Damage
359ms
Personal Best
Office
2025-09-17
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
SMG Kills
9
Personal Best
Office
2025-03-11
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Utility Rating
94
Personal Best
Italy
2025-02-06
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Leetify Rating
+16.62
Personal Best
Mirage
2025-04-07
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Spotted Accuracy
50%
Personal Best
Anubis
2025-03-24
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Win Streak
7 Wins
Personal Best
Office
2025-03-04
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Head Accuracy
43%
Personal Best
Office
2025-03-04
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Aim Rating
88
Personal Best
Office
2025-09-16
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Traded Deaths
6
Personal Best
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Best Ranks
Mode /> Matches Played Highest Rank />
Premier 21 matches
11,780
Competitive Office 14 matchesMaster Guardian 2
Competitive Inferno 5 matchesGold Nova 2
Competitive Mirage 4 matchesMaster Guardian 1
Competitive Dust2 3 matchesGold Nova 2
Competitive Grail 2 matchesGold Nova 3
Competitive Overpass 2 matchesGold Nova 2
Competitive Train 2 matchesSilver Elite Master
Competitive Vertigo 2 matchesSilver Elite
Competitive Italy 1 matchGold Nova 2
Competitive Nuke 1 matchGold Nova 2
Competitive Ancient 1 matchSilver Elite Master
Competitive Anubis 1 matchSilver Elite Master

Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps

Maps

Top 5 Maps

Office
14 Matches
Leetify Rating
+0.26
Win Rate
43%
Anubis
11 Matches
Leetify Rating
-0.20
Win Rate
45%
Dust2
10 Matches
Leetify Rating
+1.10
Win Rate
50%
Ancient
8 Matches
Leetify Rating
-2.24
Win Rate
38%
Nuke
8 Matches
Leetify Rating
+0.21
Win Rate
38%

Bomb Site Totals

Total Sites Attacked
267
Avg Leetify User
452
Total Sites Defended
81
Avg Leetify User
221
Round Economy
Pistol
160 Rounds
Win Rate
49%
Avg Leetify User
51%
Eco
22 Rounds
Win Rate
14%
Avg Leetify User
21%
Semi-Eco
77 Rounds
Win Rate
26%
Avg Leetify User
35%
Force Buy
525 Rounds
Win Rate
46%
Avg Leetify User
50%
Full Buy
856 Rounds
Win Rate
55%
Avg Leetify User
57%
FBI Watchlist
Attention User
This is a serious message from the FBI*

Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command

Click Here

To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist

*Feathered Bird Investigators

10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...

Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?

Kills and Deaths

Year in Totals

Kills
1,310
Avg / Match
15.8
Avg Leetify User
3,044
Deaths
1,249
Avg / Match
15.0
Avg Leetify User
2,890
K/D Ratio
1.05
Avg / Match
1.05
Avg Leetify User
1.05

Weapon Kills

Your Kills
Leetify User Average

Weapon Deaths

Your Deaths
Leetify User Average

733 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz

Style Kills and Deaths
Headshots
Kills
611
Avg / Match
7.36
Deaths
594
Avg / Match
7.16
Jumpshots
Kills
6
Avg / Match
0.07
Deaths
2
Avg / Match
0.02
Noscopes
Kills
1
Avg / Match
0.01
Deaths
3
Avg / Match
0.04
Wallbangs
Kills
28
Avg / Match
0.34
Deaths
23
Avg / Match
0.28
Through Smoke
Kills
69
Avg / Match
0.83
Deaths
61
Avg / Match
0.73
While Blind
Kills
7
Avg / Match
0.08
Deaths
5
Avg / Match
0.06
Zeus
Kills
0
Avg / Match
0.00
Deaths
4
Avg / Match
0.05
Less than 80% of Leetify users
Nades
Kills
10
Avg / Match
0.12
Deaths
16
Avg / Match
0.19
Knives
Kills
1
Avg / Match
0.01
Deaths
1
Avg / Match
0.01
Get Leetify Opportunities
Pro Claimed
0 days
Pro Missed
0 days
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System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.

Well? Did you do, or did you die?

Performance

Opening Duels

Total Attempted
265
Avg / Match
3.2
Avg Leetify User
570
46%
12%
43%
Opening Duels Won
Opening Duels Lost
(Traded)
Opening Duels Lost
(Untraded)

Multikills

307
Total Multikills
Avg / Match
3.70
Avg Leetify User
495
213
Total 2Ks
Avg / Match
2.57
Avg Leetify User
362
79
Total 3Ks
Avg / Match
0.95
Avg Leetify User
106
15
Total 4Ks
Avg / Match
0.18
Avg Leetify User
21
0
Total 5Ks
Avg / Match
0.000
Avg Leetify User
2

Clutches

All Clutches
Win Rate
21%
42
159
Won
Lost
Better than 83% of Leetify users
1v1
Win Rate
71%
30
12
Won
Lost
1v2
Win Rate
19%
9
39
Won
Lost
1v3
Win Rate
4%
2
51
Won
Lost
1v4
Win Rate
2%
1
41
Won
Lost
1v5
Win Rate
0%
0
16
Won
Lost

The System has registered 813 total utility used this year.

Nades

Nades Thrown

Util TypeAmount Thrown% of Util
Flashes 18022%
Smokes 31138%
HE Grenades 18122%
Molotovs 14117%

Nade Stats (Average per Nade)

Molotovs

Damage
3.86
Team Damage
0.52

HE

Damage
10.28
Team Damage
0.21

Flashes

Enemies Flashed
0.54
Friends Flashed
0.37
Blind
Time
2.2 sec
FBI Watchlist
Attention User
This is a serious message from the FBI*

Our logs show you have wasted $47,189 of utility $29 per round

Click Here

To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist

*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)

Total Time Blinded
You were blinded for
0.29 hours
Total Enemy Blinded
You blinded your enemies for
0.08 hours

Chat activity report generated...

You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)

Big Yapper

These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!

*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...

Your Top Carries

  1. [ #1 ]
    Pure Azkaban Wizard Weed
    Leetify Rating
    +3.94
    K/D Ratio
    1.34
  2. [ #2 ]
    E.T.
    Leetify Rating
    +2.79
    K/D Ratio
    1.25
  3. [ #3 ]
    Santa Cook
    Leetify Rating
    -1.04
    K/D Ratio
    0.88

Every great player needs a great crew and these 5 have your back

Best Friend
Ghedge
Win Rate
57%
Matches Played
7
PosPlayer
Win Rate
Matches Played
#1
Ghedge
 57% 7
#2
Pure Azkaban Wizard Weed
 57% 35
#3
FRESH TACOS
 51% 37
#4
E.T.
 50% 70
#5
gorlami
 47% 68

These 5 are built for vibes, not victory

Worst Friend
BLINDBRAIN
Win Rate
33%
Matches Played
9
PosPlayer
Win Rate
Matches Played
#3
FRESH TACOS
 51% 37
#4
E.T.
 50% 70
#5
gorlami
 47% 68
#6
Santa Cook
 46% 28
#7
BLINDBRAIN
 33% 9

Terrible luck, but great company

Attempted Murder
E.T.
Total Team Kills
19
Per Round
0.0137
PosPlayer
Total Team Kills
Per Round
#1
E.T.
 19 0.0137
#2
Pure Azkaban Wizard Weed
 8 0.0109
#3
Santa Cook
 2 0.0037
#4
Ghedge
 1 0.0072

These friends flash first and apologise later

Friendly Flasher
Pure Azkaban Wizard Weed
Times Flashed
149
Per Round
0.20
Flash Duration
3 min
PosPlayer
Times Flashed
Per Round
Flash Duration
#1
Pure Azkaban Wizard Weed
 149 0.20 3 min
#2
Santa Cook
 84 0.16 1 min
#3
E.T.
 77 0.06 1 min
#4
FRESH TACOS
 56 0.08 1 min
#5
gorlami
 13 0.01 0 min

Skill issue? This bunch has never heard of her

Local Legend
Pure Azkaban Wizard Weed
Leetify Rating
+3.94
Aim Rating
69
Utility Rating
47
PosPlayer
Leetify Rating
Aim Rating />
Utility Rating />
#1
Pure Azkaban Wizard Weed
 +3.94 69 47
#2
E.T.
 +2.79 79 28
#3
cerebral parsley
 +0.10 59 30
#4
Santa Cook
 -1.04 76 49
#5
BLINDBRAIN
 -1.29 36 48
Players Encountered
Unique Players Encountered
484
Leetify Users
153
Leetify Staff
0
Pro Players
0
Cheaters
1
Leetify Recap 2025

cerebral parsley Leetify Recap 2025 CS2

Best Rank
Premier
Matches Played
21
Rank
11,780
Leetify Rating
+0.10
Win Rate
47%
Matches Played
83
Total Hours
42

Top Allstar.gg Highlight

#1
Desert Eagle 4K on Inferno
Round 2 · 2025-03-24

Friends

Top Carry
Pure Azkaban Wizard Weed
Leetify Rating
+3.94
K/D Ratio
1.34
Best Friend
Ghedge
Win Rate
57%
Matches Played
7
Local Legend
Pure Azkaban Wizard Weed
Leetify Rating
+3.94
Aim Rating
69
Utility Rating
47
Attempted Murder
E.T.
Total Team Kills
19
Per Round
0.0137
Worst Friend
BLINDBRAIN
Win Rate
33%
Matches Played
9
Friendly Flasher
Pure Azkaban Wizard Weed
Times Flashed
149
Per Round
0.20
Flash Duration
3 min

2025 Leetify Identity

The Trade Fragger
Top 5 Stats of 2025
Top 1% of Leetify users
#1
Trades
Trade Kill Opportunities
8.81
per Match
Top 1% of Leetify users
#2
Utility
Flashbangs Leading to Kills
4%
 
Top 2% of Leetify users
#3
Trades
Traded Death Opportunities
6.08
per Match
Top 9% of Leetify users
#4
Trades
Traded Deaths Success
55%
 
Top 12% of Leetify users
#5
Trades
Trade Kill Success
50%
 

Personal Bests

Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Shotgun Kills
14
Personal Best
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Time to Damage
359ms
Personal Best
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
SMG Kills
9
Personal Best

Most Played Map

Office
Matches Played
14
Leetify Rating
+0.26
Win Rate
43%

Chat

Messages Typed
12
Favorite Word
afk

Weapons Breakdown

Total Kills
1,310
Total Deaths
1,249
Weapons Breakdown
Your Kills
Your Deaths
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