








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 97 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5500 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,815 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2302 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1741 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2096 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 676 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,343,625 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 471 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boiled | +2.65 | 65 | 55 |
| #2 | duckworth | +2.47 | 84 | 38 |
| #3 | e@gle | +1.91 | 84 | 37 |
| #4 | irtl | tachy0n! | +1.69 | 91 | 44 |
| #5 | chance | +1.64 | 91 | 53 |





