








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 487 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1888 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,719 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2272 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2125 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3024 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2298 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $311,904 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 808 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -headdy28- | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Mr. Mägic.dev | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | jerry | 55% | 77 |
| #4 | Pexen | 54% | 37 |
| #5 | Pedda | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Stev1eH | 47% | 19 |
| #11 | DrPogoface | 45% | 11 |
| #12 | Cenedikt Bumberbatch | 42% | 24 |
| #13 | krickz | 37% | 35 |
| #14 | snack | 34% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krickz | 17 | 0.0242 |
| #2 | snack | 11 | 0.0156 |
| #3 | Sebo | 5 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | jerry | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | pietr | 3 | 0.0085 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jerry | 165 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | snack | 133 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | Sebo | 130 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | krickz | 90 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Pexen | 78 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrPogoface | +5.54 | 72 | 68 |
| #2 | pietr | +3.00 | 90 | 67 |
| #3 | Stev1eH | +1.92 | 71 | 69 |
| #4 | Mr. Mägic.dev | +1.57 | 57 | 52 |
| #5 | Pexen | +1.14 | 73 | 64 |





