








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,467 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4820 | 39% |
| Smokes | 2542 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2482 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2623 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,538,767 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1716 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haddouken | 62% | 37 |
| #2 | loyal | 50% | 68 |
| #3 | Citz | 42% | 193 |
| #4 | Mio | 37% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haddouken | 62% | 37 |
| #2 | loyal | 50% | 68 |
| #3 | Citz | 42% | 193 |
| #4 | Mio | 37% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Citz | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | loyal | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Haddouken | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Citz | 340 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | loyal | 219 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | Haddouken | 94 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Mio | 66 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | loyal | +3.45 | 83 | 57 |
| #2 | Haddouken | +3.35 | 88 | 54 |
| #3 | Onebadmuthajama | +0.24 | 65 | 48 |
| #4 | Citz | -3.21 | 48 | 39 |
| #5 | Mio | -5.26 | 6 | 26 |





