








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 241 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1679 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,839 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1743 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1536 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2562 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1998 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $665,481 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | カカロット | 53% | 58 |
| #5 | lil bubatz | 52% | 23 |
| #6 | Bärchen mit Gewehrchen | 52% | 25 |
| #7 | Prautzen Senpaiム₁₃₃₇ | 47% | 38 |
| #8 | MUTTUUUU | 46% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil bubatz | 10 | 0.0212 |
| #2 | カカロット | 7 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Bärchen mit Gewehrchen | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | MUTTUUUU | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Prautzen Senpaiム₁₃₃₇ | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | カカロット | 183 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | Bärchen mit Gewehrchen | 130 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #3 | Prautzen Senpaiム₁₃₃₇ | 124 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | MUTTUUUU | 73 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | lil bubatz | 34 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MUTTUUUU | +1.94 | 65 | 66 |
| #2 | カカロット | +1.18 | 48 | 55 |
| #3 | lil bubatz | +1.08 | 70 | 47 |
| #4 | Prautzen Senpaiム₁₃₃₇ | +0.64 | 68 | 68 |
| #5 | xCrYsTaL | -0.51 | 66 | 62 |





