








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 140 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1116 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,963 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1060 | 36% |
| Smokes | 729 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 527 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 647 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $430,865 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snoopzin kit bota | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | GartoX | 4 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | nosP, O RETORNO | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | carmo | 3 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | Lindoni | 3 | 0.0109 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AndréJ | 278 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #2 | Snoopzin kit bota | 220 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #3 | GartoX | 142 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | nosP, O RETORNO | 117 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | carmo | 110 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MasterZ (ง •̀_•́)ง | +2.44 | 68 | 60 |
| #2 | carmo | +1.92 | 58 | 69 |
| #3 | Lindoni | +1.70 | 34 | 62 |
| #4 | AndréJ | +1.64 | 56 | 70 |
| #5 | markZAOOO- | +1.06 | 61 | 66 |





