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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 103 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1314 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,769 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1507 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1246 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1729 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1287 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $327,280 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m4IONESY | 76% | 70 |
| #2 | chazy | 74% | 23 |
| #3 | cer0x | 65% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m4IONESY | 76% | 70 |
| #2 | chazy | 74% | 23 |
| #3 | cer0x | 65% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cer0x | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m4IONESY | 154 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | cer0x | 108 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | chazy | 15 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m4IONESY | +3.91 | 81 | 61 |
| #2 | cer0x | +3.26 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | spacy | +0.15 | 64 | 68 |
| #4 | chazy | -1.62 | 54 | 43 |





