








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 716 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 384 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4111 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,647 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3641 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5087 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4622 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2297 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,239,080 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 297 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | LS01-Winter | 48% | 31 |
| #9 | MaĿaKai ⸸ | 48% | 58 |
| #10 | Cev-Men | 45% | 51 |
| #11 | OMG its Epic | 43% | 51 |
| #12 | Ichimaru-Gin | 34% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaĿaKai ⸸ | 322 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| #2 | Azimuth | 234 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #3 | mysteriousbrick | 233 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | OMG its Epic | 209 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | Ichimaru-Gin | 194 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shisno | +2.10 | 64 | 68 |
| #2 | ♡ Snowcatt87xxヅ | +1.54 | 49 | 54 |
| #3 | OMG its Epic | +1.26 | 73 | 65 |
| #4 | ǝunʇɹoɟ | +1.10 | 52 | 59 |
| #5 | Azimuth | +0.66 | 54 | 67 |





