








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 56 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
782 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,782 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 409 | 23% |
| Smokes | 353 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 648 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 372 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $223,624 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gert Harend | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | Wazze | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | mestar | 52% | 56 |
| #4 | 𝔪𝔯𝔗 | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gert Harend | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | Wazze | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | mestar | 52% | 56 |
| #4 | 𝔪𝔯𝔗 | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mestar | 8 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | Wazze | 1 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | Gert Harend | 1 | 0.0139 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mestar | 225 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | 𝔪𝔯𝔗 | 35 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Wazze | 15 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #4 | Gert Harend | 2 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wazze | +2.97 | 87 | 57 |
| #2 | Kalle | -0.19 | 66 | 57 |
| #3 | 𝔪𝔯𝔗 | -0.48 | 63 | 57 |
| #4 | mestar | -1.07 | 59 | 64 |
| #5 | Gert Harend | -1.89 | 23 | 43 |





