








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 57 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
339 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,277 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 231 | 18% |
| Smokes | 424 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 425 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 197 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $190,644 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 一个忍者 | 40% | 5 |
| #2 | KURT TAY KING OF CS | 38% | 8 |
| #3 | Mew | 38% | 24 |
| #4 | ⚡ Vyse | 35% | 34 |
| #5 | ᴿⁱᵍᵒʳᴹᵒʳᵗⁱˢ | 30% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Mew | 38% | 24 |
| #4 | ⚡ Vyse | 35% | 34 |
| #5 | ᴿⁱᵍᵒʳᴹᵒʳᵗⁱˢ | 30% | 47 |
| #6 | Xian | 29% | 41 |
| #7 | Vixen | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xian | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | ᴿⁱᵍᵒʳᴹᵒʳᵗⁱˢ | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡ Vyse | 86 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | Mew | 60 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Xian | 50 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | ᴿⁱᵍᵒʳᴹᵒʳᵗⁱˢ | 43 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Vixen | 10 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 一个忍者 | +12.52 | 97 | 62 |
| #2 | ⚡ Vyse | +2.36 | 85 | 45 |
| #3 | Mew | +1.57 | 68 | 72 |
| #4 | KURT TAY KING OF CS | -0.78 | 47 | 40 |
| #5 | Xian | -1.38 | 42 | 44 |





