








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 438 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2646 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,864 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2068 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2253 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1042 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1501 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,230,392 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Falls ☯ | 52% | 95 |
| #2 | Devioli | 50% | 360 |
| #3 | JoeyThePixelGuy | 45% | 22 |
| #4 | Glace | 41% | 27 |
| #5 | jamdoughnut | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glace | +2.48 | 66 | 42 |
| #2 | Devioli | +2.11 | 67 | 59 |
| #3 | jamdoughnut | +1.68 | 68 | 46 |
| #4 | Falls ☯ | -0.29 | 50 | 36 |
| #5 | ᴴᵒᵖᵉ | -1.39 | 37 | 54 |





