








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 342 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Esplay | 36 matches | 1,334 | |
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1085 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,569 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1399 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1233 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1267 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 670 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,119,164 of utility $297 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D3vil | 50% | 16 |
| #2 | Broddy | 46% | 24 |
| #3 | ♂️ yamsen ♂️ (Right version) | 45% | 62 |
| #4 | OkseN | 43% | 14 |
| #5 | Matte :) | 42% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matte :) | 187 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | ♂️ yamsen ♂️ (Right version) | 119 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | D3vil | 79 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #4 | Broddy | 54 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | OkseN | 51 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D3vil | +4.10 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | ♂️ yamsen ♂️ (Right version) | +2.14 | 76 | 57 |
| #3 | OkseN | +0.78 | 48 | 55 |
| #4 | Broddy | +0.27 | 63 | 51 |
| #5 | Matte :) | -0.24 | 47 | 59 |





