John Zoidberg's 2025 Leetify Recap

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Leetify Recap 2025
Top 5 Stats of 2025
John Zoidberg
The Utility Lover
Better than 99% of Leetify users
#1
Utility
Flashbangs Leading to Kills
3%
 
Better than 93% of Leetify users
#2
Style
Knife Kills
0.10
per Match
Better than 89% of Leetify users
#3
Utility
HE Damage
11.58
per HE
Better than 81% of Leetify users
#4
Utility
Enemies Flashed
0.66
per Flashbang
Better than 78% of Leetify users
#5
Impact
Avg Damage per Round
89
 

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2025 Playtime

Year in Totals

More than 95% of Leetify users
Matches Played
775
Avg Leetify User
169
More than 97% of Leetify users
Hours Played
393
Avg Leetify User
69

Matches per Month

40
Jan
226
Feb
196
Mar
97
Apr
40
May
36
Jun
20
Jul
89
Aug
31
Sep
0
Oct
0
Nov
0
Dec

Daily Activity

You play the most on Wednesdays
(2.79 Matches Per Day)
0
1
2-3
4-5
6+
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
Sun
Jan
Feb
Mar
Apr
May
Jun
Jul
Aug
Sep
Oct
Nov
Dec
Top 5 Highlights
P250 4K on Ancient
Round 5 ยท 2025-03-06
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The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

Achievement Collection

Completionist
Progress

Unlocked
0%
Locked
100%
  • Common
    0/43
  • Uncommon
    0/53
  • Rare
    0/61
  • Epic
    0/65
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Personal Bests
Ancient
2025-09-05
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Deaths Without Firing a Shot
16
Personal Best
Dust2
2025-06-22
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
ADR
205
Personal Best
Inferno
2025-05-28
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Utility Rating
100
Personal Best
Overpass
2025-09-05
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
MVPs
9
Personal Best
Dust2
2025-06-22
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Leetify Rating
+23.11
Personal Best
Office
2025-08-27
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
SMG Kills
9
Personal Best
Office
2025-03-05
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Time to Damage
391ms
Personal Best
Train
2025-03-08
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Crosshair Placement
2.94ยฐ
Personal Best
Office
2025-09-01
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Sniper Kills
14
Personal Best
Office
2025-05-31
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
T Leetify Rating
+26.18
Personal Best
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Best Ranks
Mode /> Matches Played Highest Rank />
Premier 270 matches
14,196
Competitive Office 106 matchesGold Nova Master
Competitive Dust2 96 matchesGold Nova 3
Wingman 37 matchesMaster Guardian 1
Competitive Nuke 33 matchesGold Nova 3
Competitive Train 33 matchesSilver Elite Master
Competitive Inferno 32 matchesGold Nova 3
Competitive Mirage 32 matchesGold Nova 2
Competitive Vertigo 27 matchesGold Nova 3
Competitive Ancient 16 matchesGold Nova 2
Competitive Overpass 10 matchesGold Nova Master
Competitive Anubis 6 matchesGold Nova 1
Competitive Agency 6 matchesSilver Elite
Competitive Italy 2 matchesMaster Guardian 2
Competitive Grail 2 matchesSilver 1

Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps

Maps

Top 5 Maps

Dust2
171 Matches
Leetify Rating
+2.04
Win Rate
40%
Better than 80% of Leetify users
Office
106 Matches
Leetify Rating
+3.44
Win Rate
44%
Inferno
95 Matches
Leetify Rating
+1.02
Win Rate
44%
Mirage
93 Matches
Leetify Rating
+1.92
Win Rate
55%
Nuke
90 Matches
Leetify Rating
+1.02
Win Rate
37%

Bomb Site Totals

More than 93% of Leetify users
Total Sites Attacked
1904
Avg Leetify User
452
More than 91% of Leetify users
Total Sites Defended
830
Avg Leetify User
221
Round Economy
Pistol
1,436 Rounds
Win Rate
48%
Avg Leetify User
51%
Eco
349 Rounds
Win Rate
25%
Avg Leetify User
21%
Semi-Eco
1,011 Rounds
Win Rate
29%
Avg Leetify User
35%
Force Buy
5,130 Rounds
Win Rate
44%
Avg Leetify User
50%
Full Buy
7,594 Rounds
Win Rate
57%
Avg Leetify User
57%
FBI Watchlist
Attention User
This is a serious message from the FBI*

Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command

Click Here

To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist

*Feathered Bird Investigators

88 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...

Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?

Kills and Deaths

Year in Totals

Kills
12,975
Avg / Match
16.7
Avg Leetify User
3,044
Deaths
11,320
Avg / Match
14.6
Avg Leetify User
2,890
K/D Ratio
1.15
Avg / Match
1.15
Avg Leetify User
1.05

Weapon Kills

Your Kills
Leetify User Average

Weapon Deaths

Your Deaths
Leetify User Average

6595 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz

Style Kills and Deaths
Headshots
Kills
5316
Avg / Match
6.86
More than 97% of Leetify users
Deaths
4997
Avg / Match
6.45
Less than 97% of Leetify users
Jumpshots
Kills
12
Avg / Match
0.02
Deaths
46
Avg / Match
0.06
Less than 98% of Leetify users
Noscopes
Kills
34
Avg / Match
0.04
More than 93% of Leetify users
Deaths
39
Avg / Match
0.05
Less than 97% of Leetify users
Wallbangs
Kills
451
Avg / Match
0.58
More than 98% of Leetify users
Deaths
347
Avg / Match
0.45
Less than 97% of Leetify users
Through Smoke
Kills
585
Avg / Match
0.75
More than 95% of Leetify users
Deaths
417
Avg / Match
0.54
Less than 92% of Leetify users
While Blind
Kills
55
Avg / Match
0.07
More than 97% of Leetify users
Deaths
20
Avg / Match
0.03
Less than 79% of Leetify users
Zeus
Kills
0
Avg / Match
0.00
Deaths
21
Avg / Match
0.03
Less than 99% of Leetify users
Nades
Kills
65
Avg / Match
0.08
More than 82% of Leetify users
Deaths
115
Avg / Match
0.15
Less than 95% of Leetify users
Knives
Kills
77
Avg / Match
0.10
More than 99% of Leetify users
Deaths
29
Avg / Match
0.04
Less than 97% of Leetify users
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12 days
Pro Missed
8 days
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System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.

Well? Did you do, or did you die?

Performance

Opening Duels

More than 97% of Leetify users
Total Attempted
3655
Avg / Match
4.7
Avg Leetify User
570
53%
7%
40%
Opening Duels Won
Opening Duels Lost
(Traded)
Opening Duels Lost
(Untraded)

Multikills

More than 98% of Leetify users
3413
Total Multikills
Avg / Match
4.40
Avg Leetify User
495
More than 98% of Leetify users
2399
Total 2Ks
Avg / Match
3.10
Avg Leetify User
362
More than 98% of Leetify users
820
Total 3Ks
Avg / Match
1.06
Avg Leetify User
106
More than 97% of Leetify users
170
Total 4Ks
Avg / Match
0.22
Avg Leetify User
21
More than 97% of Leetify users
24
Total 5Ks
Avg / Match
0.031
Avg Leetify User
2

Clutches

All Clutches
Win Rate
20%
461
1846
Won
Lost
1v1
Win Rate
63%
265
157
Won
Lost
1v2
Win Rate
22%
135
487
Won
Lost
1v3
Win Rate
7%
42
545
Won
Lost
Better than 78% of Leetify users
1v4
Win Rate
4%
17
454
Won
Lost
1v5
Win Rate
1%
2
203
Won
Lost

The System has registered 7,928 total utility used this year.

Nades

Nades Thrown

Util TypeAmount Thrown% of Util
Flashes 235530%
Smokes 198125%
HE Grenades 158120%
Molotovs 201125%

Nade Stats (Average per Nade)

Molotovs

Damage
4.21
Team Damage
0.36

HE

Damage
11.58
Team Damage
0.48

Flashes

Enemies Flashed
0.66
Friends Flashed
0.41
Blind
Time
2.7 sec
FBI Watchlist
Attention User
This is a serious message from the FBI*

Our logs show you have wasted $284,733 of utility $18 per round

Click Here

To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist

*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)

Total Time Blinded
You were blinded for
2.4 hours
More than 94% of Leetify users
Total Enemy Blinded
You blinded your enemies for
1.4 hours
More than 83% of Leetify users

Chat activity report generated...

You've entered 1019 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)

Big Yapper

These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
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*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...

Your Top Carries

  1. [ #1 ]
    Jake.
    Leetify Rating
    +1.84
    K/D Ratio
    1.03
  2. [ #2 ]
    sandman
    Leetify Rating
    +0.28
    K/D Ratio
    0.93
  3. [ #3 ]
    Jeeprz_Quifrz<3
    Leetify Rating
    -0.06
    K/D Ratio
    0.99

Every great player needs a great crew and these 5 have your back

Best Friend
Jeeprz_Quifrz<3
Win Rate
59%
Matches Played
39
PosPlayer
Win Rate
Matches Played
#1
Jeeprz_Quifrz<3
 59% 39
#2
Jake.
 44% 50
#3
es spooki_go0bi_โ™ฅ
 41% 168
#4
sandman
 37% 91
#5
bean
 37% 67

These 5 are built for vibes, not victory

Worst Friend
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Win Rate
32%
Matches Played
84
PosPlayer
Win Rate
Matches Played
#3
es spooki_go0bi_โ™ฅ
 41% 168
#4
sandman
 37% 91
#5
bean
 37% 67
#6
SaiPie
 35% 49
#7
๐“ฃโ„‹๐“ฎ ๐’Ÿ๐’พ๐’น๐’นโ„’๐“ฎโ„› ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿปโ€โ™€
 32% 84

Terrible luck, but great company

Attempted Murder
es spooki_go0bi_โ™ฅ
Total Team Kills
27
Per Round
0.0078
PosPlayer
Total Team Kills
Per Round
#1
es spooki_go0bi_โ™ฅ
 27 0.0078
#2
bean
 13 0.0102
#3
Jeeprz_Quifrz<3
 13 0.0173
#4
sandman
 9 0.0047
#5
Jake.
 9 0.0088

These friends flash first and apologise later

Friendly Flasher
es spooki_go0bi_โ™ฅ
Times Flashed
319
Per Round
0.09
Flash Duration
7 min
PosPlayer
Times Flashed
Per Round
Flash Duration
#1
es spooki_go0bi_โ™ฅ
 319 0.09 7 min
#2
๐“ฃโ„‹๐“ฎ ๐’Ÿ๐’พ๐’น๐’นโ„’๐“ฎโ„› ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿปโ€โ™€
 236 0.14 5 min
#3
bean
 120 0.09 3 min
#4
Jeeprz_Quifrz<3
 106 0.14 2 min
#5
SaiPie
 77 0.08 2 min

Skill issue? This bunch has never heard of her

Local Legend
Jake.
Leetify Rating
+1.84
Aim Rating
55
Utility Rating
33
PosPlayer
Leetify Rating
Aim Rating />
Utility Rating />
#1
Jake.
 +1.84 55 33
#2
John Zoidberg
 +1.75 32 38
#3
sandman
 +0.28 62 25
#4
Jeeprz_Quifrz<3
 -0.06 47 51
#5
es spooki_go0bi_โ™ฅ
 -1.72 37 46
Players Encountered
Unique Players Encountered
5,317
Leetify Users
1,320
Leetify Staff
0
Pro Players
0
Cheaters
11
Leetify Recap 2025

John Zoidberg Leetify Recap 2025 CS2

Best Rank
Premier
Matches Played
270
Rank
14,196
Leetify Rating
+1.75
Win Rate
44%
Matches Played
775
Total Hours
393

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Round 13 ยท 2025-02-21

Friends

Top Carry
Jake.
Leetify Rating
+1.84
K/D Ratio
1.03
Best Friend
Jeeprz_Quifrz<3
Win Rate
59%
Matches Played
39
Local Legend
Jake.
Leetify Rating
+1.84
Aim Rating
55
Utility Rating
33
Attempted Murder
es spooki_go0bi_โ™ฅ
Total Team Kills
27
Per Round
0.0078
Worst Friend
๐“ฃโ„‹๐“ฎ ๐’Ÿ๐’พ๐’น๐’นโ„’๐“ฎโ„› ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿปโ€โ™€
Win Rate
32%
Matches Played
84
Friendly Flasher
es spooki_go0bi_โ™ฅ
Times Flashed
319
Per Round
0.09
Flash Duration
7 min

2025 Leetify Identity

The Utility Lover
Top 5 Stats of 2025
Top 1% of Leetify users
#1
Utility
Flashbangs Leading to Kills
3%
 
Top 7% of Leetify users
#2
Style
Knife Kills
0.10
per Match
Top 11% of Leetify users
#3
Utility
HE Damage
11.58
per HE
Top 19% of Leetify users
#4
Utility
Enemies Flashed
0.66
per Flashbang
Top 22% of Leetify users
#5
Impact
Avg Damage per Round
89
 

Personal Bests

Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Deaths w/o firing a Shot
16
Personal Best
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
ADR
205
Personal Best
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Utility Rating
100
Personal Best

Most Played Map

Dust2
Matches Played
171
Leetify Rating
+2.04
Win Rate
40%

Chat

Messages Typed
1019
Favorite Word
get leetify

Weapons Breakdown

Total Kills
12,975
Total Deaths
11,320
Weapons Breakdown
Your Kills
Your Deaths
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