








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 402 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 247 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Wingman | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4927 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,754 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2899 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5360 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3063 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5432 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,912,932 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 399 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tremorr | +4.62 | 88 | 55 |
| #2 | Kaz | +3.16 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | monkey | +3.04 | 85 | 52 |
| #4 | GoodiezAE | +2.52 | 82 | 55 |
| #5 | Teedz | +0.65 | 55 | 46 |





