








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1023 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 466 matches | ||
| Wingman | 73 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6421 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,190 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4669 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6174 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5375 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3972 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,367,170 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 682 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Speķarausīts ツ | 56% | 45 |
| #2 | ezyjs | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | pikkupsoap | 50% | 140 |
| #4 | VALOĢA | 43% | 74 |
| #5 | waplet | 42% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waplet | 682 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #2 | pikkupsoap | 327 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | ezyjs | 139 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | SENT1 | 117 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | VALOĢA | 101 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EMYS | +1.08 | 70 | 68 |
| #2 | ezyjs | +1.02 | 73 | 73 |
| #3 | waplet | +0.83 | 85 | 71 |
| #4 | SENT1 | +0.07 | 56 | 69 |
| #5 | Speķarausīts ツ | +0.05 | 69 | 70 |





