








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 667 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 213 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 107 matches | ||
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 105 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4562 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,087 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3075 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3540 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5962 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 4510 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $704,999 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fortuitous | 50% | 104 |
| #2 | Eilert | 48% | 132 |
| #3 | pazol | 42% | 50 |
| #4 | Chief J | 42% | 89 |
| #5 | ✪ xSeSi- | 40% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fortuitous | 50% | 104 |
| #2 | Eilert | 48% | 132 |
| #3 | pazol | 42% | 50 |
| #4 | Chief J | 42% | 89 |
| #5 | ✪ xSeSi- | 40% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fortuitous | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Eilert | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | ✪ xSeSi- | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Chief J | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chief J | 311 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | Fortuitous | 207 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Eilert | 68 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | pazol | 49 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | ✪ xSeSi- | 47 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Dingo | +2.38 | 83 | 65 |
| #2 | Fortuitous | -1.22 | 66 | 47 |
| #3 | ✪ xSeSi- | -1.28 | 63 | 43 |
| #4 | Chief J | -1.47 | 63 | 60 |
| #5 | pazol | -1.86 | 63 | 61 |





