








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 678 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 342 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 128 matches | ||
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7080 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,631 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3346 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4077 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2456 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2752 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,454,935 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 282 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | evil | 89% | 56 |
| #2 | 103 | 66% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | evil | 89% | 56 |
| #2 | 103 | 66% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | evil | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | 103 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 103 | 98 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | evil | 95 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | evil | +5.12 | 95 | 68 |
| #2 | 103 | +3.65 | 90 | 56 |
| #3 | ۣۖtoucheCS2 | +2.59 | 82 | 37 |





