








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1934 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 220 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Esplay | 13 matches | 1,984 | |
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3922 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,790 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3004 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2622 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 5267 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 3897 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,211,264 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 470 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pärra | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | inez | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | And3rsso | 51% | 177 |
| #4 | dennis | 51% | 41 |
| #5 | ♚WhuuY ♥#rustyloot | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dennis | +2.51 | 70 | 68 |
| #2 | Downie dog banditcamp.com | +1.84 | 73 | 67 |
| #3 | Faust | +1.83 | 83 | 43 |
| #4 | Pärra | -0.03 | 56 | 60 |
| #5 | inez | -0.45 | 58 | 56 |





