








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,839 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1105 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1171 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 744 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 819 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $174,225 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Achilléuz | 2 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Skank! | 1 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | Fazer | 1 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | Maxisz navi <3 | 1 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Achilléuz | 32 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | nick | 19 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #3 | Maxisz navi <3 | 12 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | Staal | 10 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | sp0r- | 8 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Achilléuz | +4.74 | 73 | 70 |
| #2 | Mc Tynde Larsen | +3.87 | 88 | 71 |
| #3 | nick | +0.61 | 50 | 62 |
| #4 | sp0r- | -0.43 | 40 | 64 |
| #5 | Staal | -1.34 | 29 | 74 |





