








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 822 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4853 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,355 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2791 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1743 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3068 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2753 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,036,536 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 246 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Madness | 49% | 35 |
| #2 | Spyrex | 47% | 32 |
| #3 | Dschäi Katla | 46% | 54 |
| #4 | GloryZz | 45% | 29 |
| #5 | Marshmallow | 41% | 298 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .nicooo | +4.14 | 83 | 57 |
| #2 | Dschäi Katla | +3.66 | 83 | 56 |
| #3 | Spyrex | +2.37 | 76 | 64 |
| #4 | GloryZz | +1.70 | 68 | 56 |
| #5 | Madness | +1.66 | 65 | 35 |





