








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 574 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 343 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4703 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,197 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3845 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4383 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4617 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3352 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $751,970 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 278 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❟6❛6❟6~*'𝑻𝑹𝑬𝑴𝒀𝒀𝒀'欧ュ彙 | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | Kougami | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | S1rR3d | 52% | 313 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❟6❛6❟6~*'𝑻𝑹𝑬𝑴𝒀𝒀𝒀'欧ュ彙 | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | Kougami | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | S1rR3d | 52% | 313 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1rR3d | 11 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1rR3d | 1046 | 0.16 | 27 min |
| #2 | Kougami | 138 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | ❟6❛6❟6~*'𝑻𝑹𝑬𝑴𝒀𝒀𝒀'欧ュ彙 | 134 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❟6❛6❟6~*'𝑻𝑹𝑬𝑴𝒀𝒀𝒀'欧ュ彙 | +1.57 | 78 | 73 |
| #2 | Fake | +0.75 | 78 | 68 |
| #3 | Kougami | -0.06 | 71 | 65 |
| #4 | S1rR3d | -1.15 | 63 | 57 |





