








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1450 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 510 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5194 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,955 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6911 | 28% |
| Smokes | 8124 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 5159 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4761 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,675,414 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Γsir | 9 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Teemu | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | MR.Yura_3k | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | πΏππππ | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | IMAB | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Γsir | 773 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #2 | πΏππππ | 592 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #3 | Teemu | 403 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #4 | MR.Yura_3k | 344 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #5 | IMAB | 310 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IMAB | +2.40 | 72 | 76 |
| #2 | mainframe | +1.52 | 65 | 68 |
| #3 | Diezel | +1.07 | 77 | 43 |
| #4 | Cocomelon | +0.60 | 63 | 62 |
| #5 | I'm a Cheesecake | +0.40 | 64 | 56 |





