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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 82 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
122 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 375 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 58 | 15% |
| Smokes | 135 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 82 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 100 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $126,550 of utility $404 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUFIO | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Bosse | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Svamp | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | Skipskoolnick | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | wetodded | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Svamp | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | Skipskoolnick | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | wetodded | 45% | 11 |
| #6 | RiceRocket 米火箭 | 40% | 5 |
| #7 | h3msk | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skipskoolnick | 2 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | wetodded | 1 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Svamp | 1 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wetodded | 38 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | Skipskoolnick | 34 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Svamp | 19 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bosse | 14 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | h3msk | 8 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bosse | +4.12 | 76 | 80 |
| #2 | wetodded | +3.59 | 53 | 61 |
| #3 | RUFIO | +2.58 | 35 | 52 |
| #4 | Skipskoolnick | +2.37 | 59 | 62 |
| #5 | Perrinn [SWE] | +0.11 | 47 | 59 |





