








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 490 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2956 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,756 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4280 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4456 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3134 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2886 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $464,244 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 350 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JosH | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | kuhnz | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Nato | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | NBP | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | NaeD | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JosH | 403 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | NBP | 120 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | NaeD | 78 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | kuhnz | 22 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #5 | Nato | 13 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nato | +3.11 | 78 | 31 |
| #2 | DeaN | +2.20 | 76 | 69 |
| #3 | NBP | +0.75 | 56 | 65 |
| #4 | JosH | -0.93 | 54 | 71 |
| #5 | NaeD | -0.99 | 59 | 49 |





