








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1928 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3091 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2151 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3101 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3271 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $491,294 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuldnekaru | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | mukaka | 55% | 67 |
| #3 | Riina Otsus | 53% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuldnekaru | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | mukaka | 55% | 67 |
| #3 | Riina Otsus | 53% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riina Otsus | 21 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | mukaka | 14 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riina Otsus | 243 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | mukaka | 106 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kuldnekaru | 27 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riina Otsus | +3.98 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | mukaka | +2.66 | 73 | 50 |
| #3 | sütik | -0.60 | 55 | 62 |
| #4 | Kuldnekaru | -0.63 | 54 | 57 |





