








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 36 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
135 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 318 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 83 | 26% |
| Smokes | 64 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 90 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 81 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $63,988 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Straxy | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | pzych0 ♿ | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | Sluggot | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | Preztor | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | d1mension | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Exhile | 15 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | Straxy | 13 | 0.25 | 0 min |
| #3 | pzych0 ♿ | 10 | 0.22 | 0 min |
| #4 | d1mension | 9 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #5 | Preztor | 4 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Straxy | +11.94 | 85 | 84 |
| #2 | Sluggot | +1.81 | 74 | 70 |
| #3 | Preztor | +1.64 | 66 | 68 |
| #4 | d1mension | +1.33 | 45 | 62 |
| #5 | pzych0 ♿ | +0.21 | 61 | 64 |





