








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 826 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 561 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 98 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5820 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,445 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7721 | 24% |
| Smokes | 8797 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8728 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7199 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,830,241 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 648 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nock | 65% | 62 |
| #2 | Sayounara | 54% | 186 |
| #3 | Micro | 54% | 155 |
| #4 | Jakob Marshall | 53% | 78 |
| #5 | coRE | 51% | 218 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sayounara | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | DaHuanSoon | 8 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Micro | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Jakob Marshall | 8 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | coRE | 6 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sayounara | +3.22 | 70 | 65 |
| #2 | Micro | +3.14 | 73 | 76 |
| #3 | WürgenderJürgen | +2.54 | 69 | 72 |
| #4 | GrødRiis | +0.64 | 64 | 78 |
| #5 | Jakob Marshall | +0.59 | 74 | 48 |





