








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 286 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1781 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,933 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1217 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1332 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2644 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1740 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,133,511 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HängMaN 2 | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | Don_Papa | 63% | 30 |
| #3 | ᶜᴿᴬᶻᵞkíllєr | 63% | 16 |
| #4 | Ryu_X | 63% | 16 |
| #5 | TeaTime.fm | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | CocoBrown | 43% | 51 |
| #12 | Troùblé Shüter | 42% | 67 |
| #13 | PapaSchlumpf | 39% | 49 |
| #14 | Ace | 38% | 40 |
| #15 | Chiipsi | 30% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryu_X | +4.47 | 69 | 70 |
| #2 | ᶜᴿᴬᶻᵞkíllєr | +4.34 | 69 | 69 |
| #3 | CocoBrown | +2.04 | 67 | 67 |
| #4 | HängMaN 2 | +1.55 | 63 | 70 |
| #5 | Don_Papa | +1.08 | 42 | 59 |





