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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 651 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 61 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6132 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,253 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2725 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4951 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 2182 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1395 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,628,055 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 491 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | unti | +3.14 | 71 | 38 |
| #2 | Mihia0908 | +2.77 | 69 | 71 |
| #3 | PanPan!☆ | +1.63 | 71 | 64 |
| #4 | Kev_nc | +1.19 | 53 | 46 |
| #5 | Brickie | -0.52 | 56 | 54 |





