








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 52 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1315 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,284 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 140 | 11% |
| Smokes | 223 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 560 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 361 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $67,788 of utility $21 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tillatron | 50% | 12 |
| #2 | Lemon | 49% | 77 |
| #3 | Peek a boo | 45% | 22 |
| #4 | Lime | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tillatron | 50% | 12 |
| #2 | Lemon | 49% | 77 |
| #3 | Peek a boo | 45% | 22 |
| #4 | Lime | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lemon | 18 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | Peek a boo | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Lime | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lemon | 163 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | Lime | 25 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Peek a boo | 21 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | Tillatron | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lemon | +3.86 | 78 | 61 |
| #2 | Peek a boo | +2.56 | 81 | 51 |
| #3 | Lime | +0.85 | 66 | 26 |
| #4 | Wikid Skengman | -1.16 | 42 | 26 |
| #5 | Tillatron | -4.30 | 14 | 20 |





