








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 62 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1248 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 359 | 17% |
| Smokes | 450 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 697 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 597 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $561,608 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | le_Smyl | 57% | 35 |
| #5 | KROWN | 54% | 106 |
| #6 | masuda | 52% | 96 |
| #7 | SnC | 47% | 34 |
| #8 | maclevine | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | masuda | 13 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Meenix- | 9 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | KROWN | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | SnC | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | maclevine | 3 | 0.0115 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meenix- | 397 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | masuda | 311 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | KROWN | 196 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | SnC | 60 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | maclevine | 44 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KROWN | +3.27 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | Meenix- | +2.68 | 81 | 73 |
| #3 | masuda | +1.04 | 64 | 67 |
| #4 | Skiff- | +0.44 | 69 | 36 |
| #5 | le_Smyl | -0.73 | 78 | 44 |





