








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 36 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1458 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,519 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1433 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1262 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1041 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 783 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $456,940 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m7R | 45% | 113 |
| #2 | SKTGS | 44% | 9 |
| #3 | kentangkiut | 43% | 49 |
| #4 | 666 | 43% | 105 |
| #5 | A | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 666 | 299 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | m7R | 263 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | kentangkiut | 132 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | A | 38 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | SKTGS | 23 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kentangkiut | +2.72 | 80 | 61 |
| #2 | RNK1 | +0.68 | 66 | 58 |
| #3 | A | -0.08 | 58 | 47 |
| #4 | m7R | -0.79 | 64 | 49 |
| #5 | 666 | -1.02 | 39 | 56 |





