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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1637 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,668 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 558 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1184 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 954 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 972 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $643,913 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sheld♿n∀tor | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Spucki | 47% | 30 |
| #3 | FrostyTheDopeMan | 42% | 36 |
| #4 | Jingle Balls | 35% | 17 |
| #5 | FckR_ | 20% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sheld♿n∀tor | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Spucki | 47% | 30 |
| #3 | FrostyTheDopeMan | 42% | 36 |
| #4 | Jingle Balls | 35% | 17 |
| #5 | FckR_ | 20% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrostyTheDopeMan | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrostyTheDopeMan | 62 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | Jingle Balls | 36 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | FckR_ | 26 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Spucki | 22 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Sheld♿n∀tor | 14 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrostyTheDopeMan | +1.30 | 78 | 64 |
| #2 | Sheld♿n∀tor | +0.72 | 71 | 55 |
| #3 | Der__Fati | +0.08 | 63 | 42 |
| #4 | FckR_ | -1.26 | 73 | 67 |
| #5 | Spucki | -1.94 | 53 | 52 |





