








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 591 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 663 matches | ||
| Wingman | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6484 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,725 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2697 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5632 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 3356 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4040 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,297,783 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 307 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaypi | 51% | 130 |
| #2 | (。O⁄ ⁄ω⁄ ⁄ O。) GER | 49% | 75 |
| #3 | ★Wise★ | ウィせ | 49% | 71 |
| #4 | 🌸♥Luna Yui♥🌸 | 46% | 351 |
| #5 | TK | 44% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ★Wise★ | ウィせ | 49% | 71 |
| #4 | 🌸♥Luna Yui♥🌸 | 46% | 351 |
| #5 | TK | 44% | 162 |
| #6 | ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ [GER] | 42% | 121 |
| #7 | Maris | 35% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🌸♥Luna Yui♥🌸 | 12 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | TK | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Jaypi | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | ★Wise★ | ウィせ | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ [GER] | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🌸♥Luna Yui♥🌸 | 217 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #2 | TK | 201 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | Jaypi | 119 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | ★Wise★ | ウィせ | 84 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ [GER] | 81 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaypi | +1.91 | 87 | 42 |
| #2 | TK | +1.41 | 79 | 44 |
| #3 | 🌸♥Luna Yui♥🌸 | +0.62 | 77 | 22 |
| #4 | ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ [GER] | +0.48 | 83 | 33 |
| #5 | (。O⁄ ⁄ω⁄ ⁄ O。) GER | +0.29 | 82 | 32 |





