








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 274 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 104 matches | ||
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 1,425 | |
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3353 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,819 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3295 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4227 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2907 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2390 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,513,893 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TjackNorris | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Club | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | NiTToN | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | els | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Buddha | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pulver | +5.02 | 75 | 71 |
| #2 | Club | +4.67 | 83 | 62 |
| #3 | els | +2.17 | 73 | 75 |
| #4 | NiTToN | -1.08 | 41 | 40 |
| #5 | TjackNorris | -1.66 | 46 | 73 |





