








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2513 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,631 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1756 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1898 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1354 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1623 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $468,686 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GORMANGO | 67% | 64 |
| #2 | Arabian_Prince_59 | 59% | 74 |
| #3 | z | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | BaLdHEaD-dA-K1nG-MotM-iWNl | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | Dire | 55% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | BaLdHEaD-dA-K1nG-MotM-iWNl | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | Dire | 55% | 22 |
| #6 | lesia | 53% | 17 |
| #7 | Hugh Janeous, a free man | 46% | 68 |
| #8 | Driving with Randy Podcast | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hugh Janeous, a free man | 7 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Dire | 6 | 0.0132 |
| #3 | Driving with Randy Podcast | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Arabian_Prince_59 | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | GORMANGO | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arabian_Prince_59 | 269 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | GORMANGO | 150 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Hugh Janeous, a free man | 110 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Dire | 104 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | lesia | 46 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GORMANGO | +3.35 | 70 | 63 |
| #2 | BaLdHEaD-dA-K1nG-MotM-iWNl | +2.22 | 90 | 60 |
| #3 | z | +1.22 | 98 | 64 |
| #4 | lesia | +1.22 | 77 | 55 |
| #5 | Dire | +1.09 | 80 | 55 |





