








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 141 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1527 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,159 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1051 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1517 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2771 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1820 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $390,970 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chmyS | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | CriticaL | 5 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Sawcy | 5 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | Boof | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Boofy_ | 2 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chmyS | 374 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #2 | CriticaL | 148 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | Boofy_ | 114 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #4 | Boof | 96 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Sawcy | 38 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chmyS | +5.49 | 76 | 58 |
| #2 | CriticaL | +2.06 | 71 | 58 |
| #3 | Boof | +2.05 | 48 | 50 |
| #4 | Boofy_ | -0.98 | 30 | 58 |
| #5 | Jack chutney | -1.25 | 31 | 39 |





