








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1083 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3650 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,726 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1838 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2422 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2374 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2092 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,686,061 of utility $250 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 794 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meeppi | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | vimpuk | 50% | 292 |
| #3 | Kirstu66 | 49% | 176 |
| #4 | Grunttib | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meeppi | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | vimpuk | 50% | 292 |
| #3 | Kirstu66 | 49% | 176 |
| #4 | Grunttib | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vimpuk | 46 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Kirstu66 | 11 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Grunttib | 10 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | Meeppi | 6 | 0.0135 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirstu66 | 326 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | vimpuk | 131 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #3 | Grunttib | 130 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Meeppi | 74 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meeppi | +6.64 | 94 | 63 |
| #2 | Kirstu66 | +3.85 | 56 | 63 |
| #3 | ɴɪᴋᴇʏ | +2.36 | 79 | 56 |
| #4 | Grunttib | +1.77 | 81 | 68 |
| #5 | vimpuk | -3.04 | 46 | 26 |





